So among my New Years Resolutions is to get off my ass and find a new job.
I'm happy to report, I was a good girl this weekend and found several appealing positions. The only problem now is... I have to write (&^%%^())$$$@@@@! cover letters.
I hate! Hate! HATE! HATE!!!! writting these kinds of things. I can tell you that I'm highly intelligent multitasker, able to handle a fast paced working enviroment. But goddess help me if I have to site examples and explain what I'm talking about.
I don't know, dammit, I just am!!!
I deal with three tons of people's bullshit every day, and so far no one has noticed the stink. But how do I say that in English without sounding like a boring, pompus, overeducated ass? I can't.
*chuckle* And my father made me put that I have "Outstanding writing and analytical skills" on my resume. He forgets that part of my brilliant process is panicking, trowing tempertantrums and then producing mediocre work that falls below my potential.
The only time I produce outstanding writting, is when I'm inspired and it just flows. *gah* *mmmmmrrrrrffff* *HUMPH!* *BLEAH!* Don't wanna, don'twanna-don'twanna-don'twanna-don'twanna-don'twanna-don'twanna-don'twanna-don'twanna.
The pisser is, I know how to do, what needs doing. I just dread it. At some point, when I find some peace and quite (at home) I have to pull the salient job requirements and then spend five minutes writting a relevant experience for each one. Then, I can take my lovely collection and cut and paste myself a cover letter, but in the meantime.... *UGH!* DON'T WANNA!!!!!!!