I'd like to call in sick due to an inability to wear clothes, most specifically, a bra. My shoulders are not just fried, but rubbed raw from carrying stuff to load the car. The spots where my bra straps are are actually a brighter pink than the rest of me.
I'm not sure how someone of my endowment can manage to appear braless in a profession environment.
PS: I acknowledge it's all my fault for not weary sunscreen.
*EDIT* I am calling in sick. I can't wear a bra without crying and the no bra option (tank top w/really tight vest) has a seam right across the shoulders an causes whimpering as well. I want to cry from frustration. I also feel really stupid that I didn't by any solarcaine last night. Maybe I can send Patch for some, and I'll just be late to work.
*EDIT #2* Patch had the brilliant idea that I should wear my bikini top. It causes my breasts to be casual, but at least they are at my navel.
I'm not sure how someone of my endowment can manage to appear braless in a profession environment.
PS: I acknowledge it's all my fault for not weary sunscreen.
*EDIT* I am calling in sick. I can't wear a bra without crying and the no bra option (tank top w/really tight vest) has a seam right across the shoulders an causes whimpering as well. I want to cry from frustration. I also feel really stupid that I didn't by any solarcaine last night. Maybe I can send Patch for some, and I'll just be late to work.
*EDIT #2* Patch had the brilliant idea that I should wear my bikini top. It causes my breasts to be casual, but at least they are at my navel.